Variemai to report trela!

Kala tis teleytaies meres den antexw pleon ka8olou.Niw8w 8a klatarw osonoupw.
Teleiwnoume to implementation tou project kai prepei na skeftoume to report pou exoume na grapsoume. Milame variemai apisteyta na grapsw to report. Den to antexw me tipota. To implementation, an kai kourastiko kai apogohteytiko oson afora ayta pou perimena na ma8w, eixe to endiaferon tou. To na prepei na grapseis omws toses selides e3hgwntas ta panta to 8ewrw teleiws peritto kai sth fash pou eimai twra mou fainetai vouno.
An htan kati eykolo 8a plhrwna kapoion na mou to grapsei:)Prokeitai omws gia e3eidikeymenes gnwseis kai dystyxws to diko mou kommati mono egw prepei na to grapsw. Alla kai pali to skeftomai kai 3enerwnw trela. Tespa..8a vgei pistevw koutsa strava (xtypa 3ylo!)

Kinezoeidh..

Kala ta kinezoeidh pou exw synanthsei fetos sthn agglia me exoun entypwsiasei apisteyta mporw na pw.Gia thn akriveia me exoun apogohteysei entypwsiaka se para polla 8emata kai e3hgoumai parakatw.
Katarxhn anaferomai se ayta ws kinezoeidh oxi mono giati perilamvanw se ayta kai allous laous ektos apo tous kinezous (iapwnes, koreates, malaisianous klp), alla kyriws giati moiazoun san teleiws e3wghina onta h san kapoia parallhlh e3eli3h tou typikou ekproswpou tou an8rwpinou genous gia olous emas.
Pairnoume prwta apo ola to 8ema emfanish.Ante geia!Plhrhs apogohteysh! 8ewrousa panta oti ta kinezakia einai glyka kai eniote mporei na einai kai sexy.Am de omws..Milame gia asxhma,kaxektika kai teleiws 3enerwta plasmata pou h monh periptwsh na gyriseis na tis parathrhseis sto dromo (tis elaxistes kales kai ayto oxi sigoura) einai meta apo pyrhnikh ekrh3h kai 8anato olwn twn ypoloipwn gynaikwn sth gh. Gia na mhn pare3hgh8w, anaferomai sth megalh pleiopshfia twn kinezoeidwn ths asias.De milaw gia tis amerikanes h dytikes sxistomatisses me kinezikh katagwgh.Ekei ta pragmata allazoun poly alla de syzhtaw ayto twra.Exoun megalwsei alliws kai exoun afomoiw8ei se megalo va8mo. Ta idia fysika isxoyoun kai gia tous antres kinezoeidh.
Synexizw me to xarakthra tous.Toso axrwmous,aosmous kai avoulous an8rwpous den perimena oti 8a gnwriza.Milame oti an me vazane me ena kinezoeides na piw kafe gia ena diwro 8a etrwga ola ta rouxa mou kai pali 8a mene kana miswro na deinopa8hsw.Kaneis kati kai sou zhtane 15 sygnwmh h eyxaristw, akoma kai an den prepei na to kanoun.Den ypswnoun ton tono ths fwnhs tous , de milane an den tous rwthseis.Genika de deixnoun kanena endiaferon na proselkysoun kai na kanoun parea me an8rwpo allhs fylhs.Meta3y toys asfalws de 8a nai etsi, alla kai pali ayto apo mono tou leei polla. Katanow omws oti exoun megalwsei diaforetika, me allh nootropia, alles arxes kai a3ies.Se ayto malista tous paradexomai pou tis throun kai tous vgazw to kapelo.
Trito kai pio asteio apo ola to 8ema 'myalo'.Kala ekei einai ola ta lefta..Ti na leme twra..Einai kai ta gamhmena ta agglika pou den ta katalavainoun me tipota kai erxetai kai denei to glyko.Telika twra pou to skeftomai mallon tous adikhsa kai kyriws ayto to teleytaio enai pou tous deixnei xazous.Sti amfi8eatro amfivallw an katalavainoun to 30% aytwn pou leei o ka8hghths.Ante meta na piaseis to nohma.Tous les kati kai se koitane me anoixto to stoma les kai tous evales na apodei3oun th 8ewria ths sxetikothtas se 5 lepta. Klasiko paradeigma h kainouria mou sygatoikos.Exei teleiwsei bachelor "english literature", opou ola ta vivlia htan sta agglika, ekane master sto idio antikeimeno gia 3 xronia ek twn opoiwn to ena emene sthn amerikh sto L.A kai twra exei telewsei hdh dyo xronia PhD. Ayto to atomo 8ewrhtika eprepe na milaei ta agglika kalytera apo ta giapwnezika.Kai omws..exei er8ei gia kalokairina ma8hmata agglikwn sto UCL mpas kai th paroun etsi giati alliws sto IELTS phre 6!
P.S Safws kanw satira kai kritikh me ypervolika stoixeia gia na gelasoume. Epeidh krinw satirika kai me xioumor tous ekproswpous allwn lawn pou exw gnwrisei edw sthn agglia, de shmainei oti pistevw oti emeis oi ellhnes gamame kai eimaste oi kalyteroi apo olous.Ka8e allo.Exoume polla arnhtika , ta opoia omws oloi ta 3eroume,einai xilioeipwmena kai den exei nohma na ta 3analew apo ayto to blog.

fahrenheit 9/11

Xtes phga (an kai den to'xa programmatismeno) ne dw to fahrenheit 9/11.Den eixa akousei polla gia thn tainia kai eytyxws mou arese arketa.Exw faei poly pikra sth zwh mou me tis toses fores pou exw paei cinema kai de mou arese h tainia.Malista 8a elega oti aytos einai o kanonas by far.Pleon gia na apw na dw mia tainia 8a prepei na symvoun kai ta tria parakatw:na diavasw kala sxolia genika, na paei kapoios gnwstos mou pou empistevomai to gousto tou prwta kai na mhn dw to trailer ligo prin paw na thn dw,giati mou spaei ta nevra na 3erw ti symvainei mexri ta mesa ths atinias apo prin kai na prepei na perimenw na dw to telos.Den a3izei na shkw8w apo ton kanape (kala 8a htan na eixa enan sth n agglia parepiptontws!) na dwsw ta lefta mou alliws.
Pisw sto fahenheit 9/11.Safws kai den prokeitai gia tainia me thn klasikh ennoia.Apla o moore xrhsimopoihse to mono meso pou mporei na anagasei to meso variesthmeno amerikano (alla kai opoiondhpote allo ston kosmo ennoeitai ) na akousei tis apopseis tou.Opws kai na to kanoume to cinema travaei poly kosmo kai oi pi8anatothtes na perastoun kapoia mhnymata mesw mias tainias se kapoion teleiws adah gia ta pagosmia drwmena kai adiaforo amerikano einai asyllhpta perissoteres. Opws leei o filos mou o 8wmas sto blog tou, "οι αμερικάνοι δεν ενδιαφέρονται για τις εκλογές, ελάχιστοι ψηφίζουν και ακόμα λιγότεροι γνωρίζουν τι συμβαίνει στην πολιτική σκηνή. Αυτό που όμως είναι το σημαντικότερο πρόβλημα είναι ότι δεν ασχολούνται αρκετά, ούτε καν για τα 5 λεπτά που απαιτούνται για να διαβάσουν ένα άρθρο σε μια εφημερίδα, για να δουν την αλήθεια που κρύβεται πίσω από τις δηλώσεις των υποψηφίων. Γιατί; Γιατί βαριούνται.
Είναι ο λαός του εφέ. Του ψεύτικου και του εντυπωσιακού. Του πιασαδόρικου. Αν δεν μπορείς να εξηγήσεις κάτι σε δυο σειρές έχεις χάσει την προσοχή του αναγνώστη. Και τα πολύπλοκα θέματα εξωτερικής πολιτική, οικονομίας και υγείας σπάνια εξηγούνται σε δυο σειρές. Ο Bush είναι γελοίος και προσπαθεί να προσελκύσει τους γελοίους. Ένας γελοίος ψηφοφόρος ακούει τέτοιες γελοίες υπεραπλοποιήσεις και γουστάρει."
Sou leei loipon o moore:Etsi eisai mese amerikane dude?Sou aresoun na trws ta patatakia sou kai na vlepeis tainies?Pare twra mia tainia me mia 3egyrismenh diafhmish wste na se anagasei na th deis (apo periergeia fysika, mh fantasteite tipota allo).
H tainia para8etei arketa apo ayta pou 3eroume,alla pou ypopsiazomaste kai polla apo ayta den 3eroume kai mas e3orgizoun akoma perissotero me ayto to kratos 3eftila pou legetai amerikh kai ton karagiozh ton proedro tous.To erwthma einai:8a alla3ei kati me thn tainia ayth?
H proswpikh mou apopsh einai oti safws kai den prepei na perimenoume idiaiteres allages sthn politikh ths amerikhs oute sto pws leitourgei to ka8estws bush.O elton john leei se synentey3h tou oi kaliitexnes sth amerikh fovountai ton teleytaio xrono na ekfrasoun thn anti8esh tous ston polemo.De vgainei kanenas na pei tipota giati kindynevei h kariera tou apo th dysfhmish.Kai 3eroume oloi oti se ayto to xwro den exei shmasia poia einai h alh8eia alla to ti legetai gia sena.
An voh8hsei h tainia wste na mhn 3anavgei o bush, exei kalws.Eilikrina omws de nomizw oti mporei na petyxei kati tetoio, den mporei na shkwsei to amerikanaki na paei sto eklogiko kentro na pshfisei, anti na katsei kanei to kyriakatiko bbq ston khpo tou spitiou.An mporouse, oi ekloges 8a e3elissontan se efialth tou bush.Mallon omws 8a parakolou8hsoume mia maxh swma me swma opws thn perasmenh fora..
P.S Ena filaraki mou eipe oti h epomenh tainia tou moore 8a asxoleitai me ton blair.Ekei na deis gelio..

Panhgyria sto londino..

Kai erxomai sto pws giortasame th xtesinh epityxia..
Afou eidame ton agwna sto a8lio,avolo kai gemato kinezous (plhn omws apisteyta gouriko gi ayto kai den kounh8hka na dw kanena agwna allou:))common room,eipame na travh3oume kata bayswater pou 3erame oti 8a mazeytoun ellhnes na panhgyrisoun.Mazeythkame loipon osoi ellhnes exoume apomeinei sthn estia (elaxistoi einai h alh8eia) kai phgame.
Ekei ayto pou mas perimene htan aperigrapto.Xiliades ellhnwn eixan kleisei thn queensway kai tragoudousan gia thn patrida mas.Milame gia para poly kosmo pou oso pernouse h wra ginotan kai perissoteros.Kai ta syn8hmata na tragoudiountai apo olous.Ti na leme twra..koritsakia kai megales se hlikia gynaikes na fwnazoun gia thn p.. tou xaristea kai tou tsolia kai alla tetoia:)
To ekplhktiko einai omws oti den htan mono ellhnes ekei.Kamia sxesh.H lao8alassa perieixe ka8e loghs ekproswpo ths yfhliou.Oi perissoteroi pernousan apo ekei kai ekstasiasthkan toso apo to panhgyri pou eipan na symmetexoun kai aytoi.Einai fovero pws aytes oi giortes fernoun konta olous tous an8rwpous..
Kai otan sth synexeia apofasisame na pame poreia apo to bayswater sthn trafalgar (panw apo 2.5 km apostash), eginw to ela na deis sto dromo.Xalara stamathsame thn kykloforia se olous tous megalous dromous (bayswater road,oxford str,regent str) alla oloi oi odhgoi xamogelousan pou mas evlepan kai kanenas de vghke na panapone8ei oute gia mia stigmh.
Afhste to posous pollous gnwstous petyxa xtes to vrady.Filous apo th sxolh,filous apo th rodo pou eixa na tous dw xronia kai paei legontas.To koryfaio einai pou eida gnwstous apo th rodo kai kapoious apo to xwrio mou (!!!!) sto ghpedo apo thn thleorash.Telika oi ellhnes den eimaste polloi,apla eimaste aeikinhtoi,eimaste pantou:)

4/7/2004:Yposxomai 8a se exw panta mesa mou

Pws egw 8a prepei na 3ypnhsw apo shmera kai na synexisw na zw se kanonikous ry8mous?Pws 8a paw sxolh kai 8a prepei na antikrysw to vesso gia na synexisoume to project?
Mwre de mou gamiountai oloi..pragmatika..egw de 8elw na 3ypnhsw kai de 8a 3ypnhsw..8a to paizw oti enta3ei,epanhl8a sta fysiologika mou alla de 8a isxyei ayto.Sthn pragmatikothta 8a exw mesa mou ena diaplato xamogelo kai mia apisteyth agalliash psyxhs.8a xrhsimopoiw thn aneipwth xara pou ezhsa san to apolyto katafygio mou (mazi me kapoia alla pragmata sth zwh mou pou de xreiazetai na ta anaferw twra).8a me kanei na 3exnaw ta panta, na vriskw dynamh kai na proxwraw sth zwh mou.O ellhnas leei 3exnaei poly eykola.Poly megalh alh8eia.Epeidh omws edw einai to diko mou blog kai mporw na ekferw apopsh mono gia mena, yposxomai na mhn to 3exasw pote.8a kouvalaw thn klhronomia ths xtesinhs meras gia panta kai 8a prospa8hsw na apokwdikopoihsw ti me dida3e alla kai na mhn 3exasw ti xara pou mou prosefere.
Oso gia ta paidia mas, einai oi hrwes mou.An hmoun 10 xronwn eimai sigouros oti koimomoun kai 8a 3ypnousa me tis afises tous.O a8lhtismos (pio sygekrimena ta omadika a8lhmata) htan panta h ektonwsh mou.Fantasteite loipon ena mikro paidi na viwsei tetoio pragma.Einai dynato na mhn kykloforei apo shmera me mia mpala olh mera?Makari na symvei ayto kai na proxwrhsei ligo to podosfairo mas alla poly amfivallw.Gia thn akriveia eimai sxedon sigouros.
Kai epanerxomai stous paiktes.Protroph pros tous ellhnes:mhn tous afhsete se xlwro klari!Mhn tous afhsete na paroun anasa!Opou ki an tous vriskete na tous ekdhlwnete thn agaph sas.Dwste tous na katalavoun posa polla se proseferan.An8rwpoi einai ki aytoi kai exoun anagh thn agaph tou koinou.Kai propantwn:mhn tous 3exasete pote!

Ellada twn aggelwn se eyxaristw..

Kyries kai kyrioi, ta polla logia einai peritta..Oti kai na poume gia ta paidia mas einai ligo..Oi stigmes pou zhsame tis teleytaies vdomades kai eidika xtes einai anepanalhptes..De nomizw oti mporei kaneis na elpisei oti 8a tis 3anazhsei kapote..
Sygxwreste me gia to paralhrhma pou pi8ano na akolou8hsei.Den exw skeftei ti 8a grapsw.Pote den to kanw allwste..Apla 8a arxisw kai opou me vgalei..Isws xreiastw polla post,isws omws vare8w kai stamathsw se ena..
Ki ayto giati den yparxoun logia na perigrapsw pws niw8w apo xtes to vrady.Gia mas pou asxoloumaste me thn mpala apo ta 5 mas, h xtesinh mera einai ena oneiro zwhs.Vlepame thn asxhmia tou ellhnikou pdosfairou kai legame "fantasou n pairname enan titlo sto podosfairo".To topo8etousame se 100 xronia apo twra,otan oles oi xwres (akoma kai oi anyparktes podosfairika) 8a eixan parei kati,opote oi kyrioi ths uefa 8a legane "e as dwsoume kai kati se aytous tous pswmolyssarhdes tous ellhnes giati exoun piasei pragmatika pato".Ayth akrivws htan h katastash sto ellhniko podosfairo mexri xtes.Kai 3afnika, xwris kamia apolytws proergasia,xwris na ginoun stadiaka vhmata proodou, egine to 8ayma!Kati tetoies stigmes einai pou to "pote mh les pote" apokta tetoio nohma pou se kanei kai anatrixiazeis.
Kati tetoies stigmes einai pou fouskwneis apo perhfania gia thn patrida sou,pou e3ymneis thn ellhnikh psyxh.Exoume polla elattwmata san laos,alla toulaxisto prepei na mas anagnwristei oti to pa8os mas einai aparamillo.Kai an estw kai enas se olh thn yfhlio ellhnas de syginh8hke xtes kai den tragoudhse ton ellhniko ymno (apo adiaforia kai oxi apo sovaro logo gia na mhn pare3hgoumai) na paei na gamh8ei..Etsi apla..De nomizw oti yparxei estw kai enas tetoios, opote den anhsyxw:)
Synexizw me allo post gia na mh vgei ena kourastiko katevato (ax pws sas prosexw ;))

Kai synexizoume..

Twra ti na pw?Oti to oneiro synexizetai?Oti kai na pw gia ayta pou symvainoun tis teleytaies meres einai liga.As mhn to prospa8hsoume kan loipon.Osoi parakolou8oun mazi mou tous agwnes vlepoun tis antidraseis mou ekei.De xreiazetai na tis perigrapsw kai me logia.
Ena mono 8a pw (8a gelasoun oi filoi mou sth estia me ayto;)):poly megalh apwleia o karagounhs!Elpizw ta paidia na kalypsoun to keno tou.Elpizw epishs na prolavoun na freskaristoun kai emfanistoun ananewmenoi thn kyriakh.Elpizw epishs h diaithsia na einai kalh thn kyriakh, giati o merk einai gnwstos sfaxths..de xreizetai na anaferw agwnes.
Pame san allote..